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Apology Post

February 2, 2026 by Ash Tapper

Hey, sinners. Ash Tapper again, sober this time.

I really thought I had everything under control last week. I thought wrong. We had a big breakthrough with Turtle Soup records that night so we went out to celebrate. I had too many margaritas. Lucky drove me home and I promised him I'd do the blog shit when I was back to normal. Instead, my drunk ass made a post that I didn't know about until Piper went to check fan mail today.

I was going to erase it and apologize, but I think if I erased it, it would look like I was hiding something REALLY bad. Going on about chili and myoglobin and Lucky's hot ass is embarrassing, but it's not bad, so the post stays up. (Also, myoglobin apparently is a thing. Good job to my drunk research skills, I guess.)

Anyhow, Stay Smokin', as we all love to say, and look forward to Friday! Winston is trying to one-up Lucky's chili with a family recipe of his own and he's been chomping at the bit to post it.

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  • The Vice Men are Smoky Smooth, Winston Goodman, Lucky Fine, Ash Tapper, and Piper Cobb, a West Herd City based band with the loudest of pop punk sounds.

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